~ Memory dump.

More reasons why I should become a cartoonist:

I love naming stuff. I love writing for an audience. I love cartoons. Pairing words with pictures is how I made my living during my first 5 years of working life. I'm already making a living from writing - my first and last paycheck were both from writing. And being a cartoonist will allow me to write fewer words daily while still retaining an image element. Can you say dream job?

Plus, I love to make lame jokes on a daily, minute-to-minute basis - there's been so many that I've already forgotten most of my best punchlines. It would be a shame if I have to let any more good buns go to waist.

Damnit. I'm hilarious.

I just can't figure out whether "So cartooning is one way to avoid ending up with a waist of bad buns." makes for a better punchline.