Here's another idea that would be funny for The Strip.

Panel 1: Man says to another man "I'd like to marry a dentith."

Panel 2: Man replies "Why?"

Panel 3: Man says "Becoth I'm looking for thumone wif nice tith."

Okay, back to the drawing board. But not because its lame. I've actually used this one before.

Lame don't mean a thing. Lispers, though, are just hilarious.