I just saw another squirrel outside my window.

Or it could be a rat.

Definitely a rat.

Anyway, I took a pic of it, and too bad if I can't zoom in quite close enough. We'll enjoy playing 'Where's Wally' later with 100x magnification of the shot eh. And when I'm drunk.

Anyway anyway, I thought I would ask myself a sobering question: for 5k, I can get LASIK done for both my eyes and still have change left over. So why spend it on a bike?

Does it make sense that a healthcare magazine editor would be the sort to freak out over having his eyes cut up by some surgeon?

Maybe when I'm older, eh. And we've had some proper 20 year longitudinal (haha, that's a funny word) surveys done. Watching porn will probably be my only pleasure left when I'm an old man. Ahaha. I kid, I kid. There's also farting and getting wrinkly (or wrinkly-ier) in the bathtub.

Anyway anyway anyway, I also have high risk of glaucoma. I'm not sure what risk factor that is in LASIK botchups, but I've started taking lutein supplements because one of my fan club members was kind enough to send me a bottle. Tried to give it to my dad, but he said I needed it more.


And he's right, I'll need good eyesight to find Stanley the Squirrel in this pic.




I didn't say it would be a good picture.