- I am hilarious -

Ok, it's been quite some time since I wrote some jokes.

This is what I've come up with over the weekend:



Q: How do you know when it's time to retire your cutlery?
A: When they start to lose their shine.

*rimshot*


Q: Where should you put your cutlery when they retire?
A: Put them in an Old Forks Home.


*double rimshot*


Q: What will they do while they are there?
A: Enjoy their silver years.


*double rimshot with cymbal clash*


Q: How do you know when its time to dump them for good?
A: If you can stick a fork in them, they're done.


*band strikes up & plays closing theme music*


Thank you, thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. Good night, everybody.