Let me teach you how to read the world wide web.

Especially where individual people post content.

Rule #1. No happy person ever posts online.






Rule #2: Nobody wants you to know they are online, unless they want something from you. Potentially.




Rule #3:  Everyone lies, online.


Naturally I've forgotten most of what made me wanna post here. But give me some credit. I haven't learnt how to be a forensic linguist for nothing. 


Asymmetrical/asynchronous development. They teach us this in day 1.