Sorry.

I don't do that.

Not interested in anything anyone has to sell.

I'm this century's last Don Draper.

There is nothing that I would not reject.


Look at me. I have two hands and just one brain.

If this is the shittiest job on Earth I would still take it.

If this is the last relationship I'd ever have ...


I'd still find a way to be ambiguous about it.

Work-life balance, eh.