Alexander Pope said: "To err is human, to forgive divine."

To that I add:

To forget, porcine.

To cry over spilt milk, is bovine.

To scratch the eyes out of the person who pissed you off in the first place, that my friend, is fucking feline.


I am so bored.

I'm working towards my 2am prata reward.


Prata tastes better when it is dabao. Fluffier.


And also, anions, not onions. Anions - negatively charged ions. Onions - who gives a flying crap.


And lastly, Woman, Please.

I rather watch paint dry than Singapore Idle.


Make it azzuri blue.