Want to have great friends forever?

1. Never be proud of what you've achieved.
You'll sound like you are boasting.

2. Never


Oh fuck it. Between the time that I started this post, drunk and watching House lose his best friend coz he might have killed his best friend's girlfriend (not familiar to me now but I'm also drunk and sleepy)

And the time that I learnt how to perform intermittent catheterisation for my mother's urge/overflow incontinence (google that),

I have lost complete interest in friends, girlfriends, and va-jay-jay.

Why is September the hardest closing month of all two years running?

Why?

Don't care. Don't need to care, ever again.

Never having sex again, either.


Going for a long walk off a short pier.


I know. I'm funny.

*rimSHOT*


and I keep wondering what my last words on Earth might be.

I really wish this could be it.


Instead, this is where I am now.

I am broken. In. At last.