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Vince says (10:22 PM):
guess what i dislike?
Vince says (10:22 PM):
help me out here
Vince says (10:22 PM):
im trying to find out what i think.
David 烤肉in China says (10:22 PM):
stupid people
David 烤肉in China says (10:22 PM):
lazy people
David 烤肉in China says (10:23 PM):
bad beer
David 烤肉in China says (10:23 PM):
poor colour coordination
Vince says (10:23 PM):
lol. HAHAHA ok. in girls, particularly
David 烤肉in China says (10:24 PM):
yeah
David 烤肉in China says (10:24 PM):
question : au natural a la amazonian forest, trimmed or shaved?
David 烤肉in China says (10:25 PM):
squeaky dogs, voices and doctors who try to impress you.
Vince says (10:25 PM):
LOL

Vince says (10:25 PM):
wow... i didn't know u were keeping track
David 烤肉in China says (10:25 PM):
lousy satay sauce
Vince says (10:25 PM):
tell me more!
David 烤肉in China says (10:25 PM):
cold chickpeas
Vince says (10:25 PM):
HAHA
Vince says (10:25 PM):
CHAINSUCK!
David 烤肉in China says (10:25 PM):
oh that..
Vince says (10:25 PM):
ok ok what else but particularly about girls
David 烤肉in China says (10:26 PM):
hmm
David 烤肉in China says (10:26 PM):
I thought everyone hates chainsuck
Vince says (10:26 PM):
yea i do too
David 烤肉in China says (10:26 PM):
I guess you don't hate clingy girls.. just girls who just take you for granted
David 烤肉in China says (10:26 PM):
who thinks you will/still love them even after they dump u
David 烤肉in China says (10:27 PM):
who tries to colour coordinate your clothes
David 烤肉in China says (10:28 PM):
girls with no taste
David 烤肉in China says (10:28 PM):
who at the same time think they have because they are rich
David 烤肉in China says (10:28 PM):
who thinks that knowing them is the best thing that happened to you
David 烤肉in China says (10:29 PM):
who doesn't dig jazz
David 烤肉in China says (10:29 PM):
oops
David 烤肉in China says (10:29 PM):
that's me
David 烤肉in China says (10:29 PM):
erm.. who waste food
David 烤肉in China says (10:29 PM):
yeah
David 烤肉in China says (10:29 PM):
that's about for girls I can think of
David 烤肉in China says (10:30 PM):
I got a possible offer as a product specialist for an audio company.
David 烤肉in China says (10:30 PM):
lotsa travelling and working 2 weeks in a month
Vince says (10:37 PM):
you don't dig jazz?
David 烤肉in China says (10:37 PM):
I do
David 烤肉in China says (10:37 PM):
i dislike girls who don't
Vince says (10:38 PM):
there is so much to dislike.
Vince says (10:38 PM):
Is it us?
David 烤肉in China says (10:39 PM):
nah
David 烤肉in China says (10:39 PM):
it's them
Vince says (10:42 PM):
I do not like girls who continually test me.
Vince says (10:42 PM):
and who always try to score points
David 烤肉in China says (10:42 PM):
that's what they ALL do.
Vince says (10:42 PM):
and think that I have to be a Superman, able to take every thing they dish out.
Vince says (10:43 PM):
not all.
Vince says (10:43 PM):
Who always have to look good, and feel good. Like as if they never make mistakes, and you are expected to forgive them every time
Vince says (10:43 PM):
Alison didn't.
David 烤肉in China says (10:43 PM):
they will only score points if the do laundry, cook and give good head
Vince says (10:45 PM):
that scores zero points for me.
Vince says (10:45 PM):
i live without laundry, cooking and head.
Vince says (10:45 PM):
how is that supposed to make me care?
David 烤肉in China says (10:45 PM):
laundry
David 烤肉in China says (10:45 PM):
how do u live without laundry
Vince says (10:46 PM):
laundry has many definitions
Vince says (10:46 PM):
as long as it is clean, who cares if its pressed
David 烤肉in China says (10:46 PM):
you are lucky you don't need pressed clothes
Vince says (10:49 PM):
if i needed them i would press them myself.
Vince says (10:49 PM):
don't talk about fucking luck.
Vince says (10:50 PM):
that's like saying i need a woman to make me a success.
David 烤肉in China says (10:50 PM):
editors don't need shirts?
Vince says (10:50 PM):
i don't need pressed shirts. im not a fucking barbarian.
David 烤肉in China says (10:50 PM):
shirts = barbarians?
Vince says (10:51 PM):
have you ever seen a shirtless man in shenton way
David 烤肉in China says (10:51 PM):
u mean in t-shirts?
Vince says (10:51 PM):
shirtless, pressed-shirtless
Vince says (10:51 PM):
ok this is an idiotic conversation. you know what i mean.
David 烤肉in China says (10:51 PM):
i'm not going anywhere
David 烤肉in China says (10:51 PM):
ok
David 烤肉in China says (10:51 PM):
let's talk abt beer
Vince says (10:52 PM):
not enough of it.
Vince says (10:52 PM):
and i am severely depressed.
David 烤肉in China says (10:52 PM):
now?
David 烤肉in China says (10:52 PM):
what for?
Vince says (10:52 PM):
yea.
David 烤肉in China says (10:52 PM):
need wings, chocolate, ice cream, ciggies and beer?
Vince says (10:53 PM):
if i add them all up
Vince says (10:53 PM):
wld i get a gf?
David 烤肉in China says (10:53 PM):
do u need a gf to get u out of depression?
Vince says (10:53 PM):
stop thinking in terms of '
Vince says (10:53 PM):
'gf' as a phrase.... i think its more like 'companionship'
Vince says (10:53 PM):
add the word 'meaningful'
David 烤肉in China says (10:54 PM):
ok
Vince says (10:54 PM):
you're there alone in BJ... i think u can understand....
David 烤肉in China says (10:54 PM):
how's that girl in the car u mentioned
David 烤肉in China says (10:54 PM):
I talk to myself sometimes
Vince says (10:54 PM):
i do a lot.
Vince says (10:54 PM):
she writes for my magazine
Vince says (10:55 PM):
and she sent me an article copied completely off BBC
Vince says (10:55 PM):
so... what do u think....
Vince says (10:55 PM):
im waiting for her to own up.
David 烤肉in China says (10:55 PM):
wait wait.. the one that shoots as well?
Vince says (10:55 PM):
yea.
David 烤肉in China says (10:55 PM):
oh man
Vince says (10:55 PM):
and her CF card got corrupted
Vince says (10:55 PM):
and i had to go for reshoot
David 烤肉in China says (10:55 PM):
she signed off?
Vince says (10:55 PM):
possibly cost us an ad.
Vince says (10:55 PM):
so.
Vince says (10:55 PM):
im pissed with her.
David 烤肉in China says (10:55 PM):
ok
Vince says (10:55 PM):
last issue she also screwed me over on two articles
Vince says (10:56 PM):
so my road with her has ended.
Vince says (10:56 PM):
we are done.
David 烤肉in China says (10:56 PM):
oh man
Vince says (10:56 PM):
im waiting for her to tell me abt her plagiarism.
Vince says (10:56 PM):
and when she asks for payment, i shall tell her off.
Vince says (10:56 PM):
im not so stupid after all
Vince says (10:57 PM):
word, for word
David 烤肉in China says (10:57 PM):
oh man
Vince says (10:57 PM):
and had the cheek to tell me she refocussed her story
David 烤肉in China says (10:57 PM):
hahhahah
David 烤肉in China says (10:57 PM):
refocussed on google
David 烤肉in China says (10:57 PM):
you gonna expose it just between the 2 of you or the company
Vince says (10:58 PM):
just between us of course
Vince says (10:58 PM):
what good does it do me to tell the company that im a bad judge of character
David 烤肉in China says (10:58 PM):
ok
David 烤肉in China says (10:59 PM):
well u have an office to keep it private now..
David 烤肉in China says (10:59 PM):
so that's good
Vince says (10:59 PM):
i feel like an asshole.,
Vince says (10:59 PM):
well, i am one.
Vince says (10:59 PM):
im the world's biggest toilet roll.
David 烤肉in China says (10:59 PM):
that's not an asshole
David 烤肉in China says (10:59 PM):
that's an asswipe
Vince says (11:00 PM):
LOL
David 烤肉in China says (11:00 PM):
i kill u
David 烤肉in China says (11:00 PM):
die die
Vince says (11:00 PM):
that was so unexpected
Vince says (11:00 PM):
stop screwing with me
David 烤肉in China says (11:00 PM):
anything to get u distracted
David 烤肉in China says (11:00 PM):
heheh
Vince says (11:00 PM):
anyway im depressed.
David 烤肉in China says (11:01 PM):
listening to Michael Jackson's Dangerous album
Vince says (11:01 PM):
but you know i don't tell you to make it your problem
Vince says (11:01 PM):
only to tell you how i feel
David 烤肉in China says (11:01 PM):
yeah I know
Vince says (11:01 PM):
is amazing how free one can feel to be able to do this.
David 烤肉in China says (11:01 PM):
i got a fader control here to make it 20% or 80% my problem
Vince says (11:01 PM):
thanks buddy
David 烤肉in China says (11:01 PM):
heheheh
David 烤肉in China says (11:01 PM):
ok
David 烤肉in China says (11:01 PM):
no prob
Vince says (11:01 PM):
well it is 100% my problem.
David 烤肉in China says (11:02 PM):
yeah i know
Vince says (11:02 PM):
i don't oblige you.
David 烤肉in China says (11:02 PM):
muahahaha
David 烤肉in China says (11:02 PM):
ok lah
David 烤肉in China says (11:02 PM):
dammit
David 烤肉in China says (11:02 PM):
go get something in your mouth
Vince says (11:02 PM):
i got nuts
Vince says (11:02 PM):
and please get your mind out of my gutter.
David 烤肉in China says (11:02 PM):
hahahahhahhhahahahahh WTF
David 烤肉in China says (11:02 PM):
hwhwhahashifakhgweh
David 烤肉in China says (11:02 PM):
knn
David 烤肉in China says (11:03 PM):
I don't even feel it's 11pm now
David 烤肉in China says (11:03 PM):
it feels like 8pm
David 烤肉in China says (11:03 PM):
maybe I should go for a ride
Vince says (11:03 PM):
on what
David 烤肉in China says (11:04 PM):
on Awesome-O 4000
Vince says (11:04 PM):
lol
David 烤肉in China says (11:04 PM):
I gotta start naming my shit
David 烤肉in China says (11:04 PM):
I'm jealous of battleship
David 烤肉in China says (11:04 PM):
the laptop
David 烤肉in China says (11:04 PM):
and mothership the main machine
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
ah! I think there is one more name u can use
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
if u haven
Vince says (11:05 PM):
ahaha. what ?
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
starship......
Vince says (11:05 PM):
oh
Vince says (11:05 PM):
that's my phone
Vince says (11:05 PM):
beat you to it
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
what
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
what
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
fuck u man
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
thanks!
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
spoil my night liaoz
David 烤肉in China says (11:05 PM):
hang on change cd


How many lonely roads must a man ride down?

Before he admits that he is lost?



Our conversation went on for another hour or so.

I'm glad I have you, Dave.


And above all, I want a girl who can be happy for me with no strings attached. Who puts me above her.

She lets me be me.

And everyone who isn't, makes me angry.

Where are you, Alison?


Let me tell you a secret. When you ask nothing of me, that is when I can give you everything.

But you are not Alison, are you?


I think I have the thousand-yard stare of sadness.

If you are reading this, Alison, email me.