There are holes in between my words.

Can you see them?

I spent all of today at home reading Tucker Max instead of writing a one page article on the difference between a dry cough and a productive 'wet' cough, like I was supposed to.

Can you blame me?

Of course you can. Everyone needs to learn how to deal with coughing, and now you'll be a day late.

Word of the day: chamfer. Because: I just like how rude it sounds.