You know what?

I've had a series of disappointments and good news this week.

And I've decided that the way I shall deal with all of this crap in the world is to make Fuck You money.


That's right. I want to make amounts of money so obscene that no matter who it is who disses me or sucks my ass, I can say "Fuck you" and "Go to hell."

Preferably with exclamation marks.


I can already tell that it's going to be the start of something beautiful. Well, we all have to have something to look forward to.