Said Buddha to a hot-dog vendor: "Make me one with everything."

Wish I wrote that.


I am severely writer-blocked. Either that or I am constipated.


David says: (4:46:52 PM)
who's gina?
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:46:56 PM)
gina is the name of the bike
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:47:02 PM)
orangina
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:47:14 PM)
orang as in malay for 'person;
David says: (4:47:14 PM)
oh.... va-gina too?
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:47:19 PM)
va jay jay
David says: (4:47:23 PM)
hehehehehehehehhehe
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:47:25 PM)
i actually saw that on a magazine cover
David says: (4:47:30 PM)
orang's gina
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:47:35 PM)
10 things u never knew abt your va-jay-jay
David says: (4:47:41 PM)
ape pussy
David says: (4:47:42 PM)
muahaha
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:47:43 PM)
i was like... i didn't even know i have one
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:47:50 PM)
had to buy that magazine
David says: (4:50:46 PM)
hahhaha
David says: (4:50:46 PM)
hahhaha
David says: (4:54:12 PM)
what's the title?
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (4:54:33 PM)
her world i think
David says: (4:56:43 PM)
:)
David says: (4:56:48 PM)
tell me
David says: (5:01:39 PM)
what don't I know about my V
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:01:47 PM)
i dunno
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:01:53 PM)
i was kidding. i didnt' buy the magazine
David says: (5:01:58 PM)
so ka
David says: (5:01:59 PM)
ok
David says: (5:01:59 PM)
...
David says: (5:02:00 PM)
:)
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:02:01 PM)
hahaha
David says: (5:02:06 PM)
gonna lunch soon..
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:02:13 PM)
hows work
David says: (5:02:16 PM)
don't drool yourself dry
David says: (5:02:20 PM)
work is good
David says: (5:02:21 PM)
:)
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:05:30 PM)
good
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:05:36 PM)
im constipated
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:05:48 PM)
i have writer's block
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:05:54 PM)
and im constipated
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:06:03 PM)
im like the netherlands
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:06:21 PM)
except there's no little boy with his finger in my crack
David says: (5:08:49 PM)
...
David says: (5:08:59 PM)
that's a gross thought
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:09:14 PM)
thanks. i feel so affirmed



Definitely constipated.

Argh. I seriously need help. I am going to nap for a bit. It has rained all day and I am feeling just as gloomy.



David says: (5:09:29 PM)
that u feel the same way?
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:10:15 PM)
yea im spreading the joy
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:10:18 PM)
and soon, my cheeks
David says: (5:11:00 PM)
.........
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:11:18 PM)
i seriously need help
David says: (5:12:08 PM)
have a nice dinner?
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:13:14 PM)
im having it with a bunch of doctors
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:13:16 PM)
going for a talk
David says: (5:13:55 PM)
good
David says: (5:14:00 PM)
eat healthy then
David says: (5:14:03 PM)
good for bowels
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:14:19 PM)
you know hong kong names are so dumb
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:14:32 PM)
they shld use body part names
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:14:35 PM)
Bowel Chan
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:14:40 PM)
Ulnar Chew
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:14:46 PM)
Medulla Lee
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:14:51 PM)
and Anus Ho
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:14:53 PM)
HAHAHAHAH
David says: (5:15:10 PM)
meet at Club Uranus
David says: (5:16:02 PM)
having filtered enemas... shaken and stirred
vw - well, in a nutshell, there's a nut inside. says: (5:16:16 PM)
ewwwww



Sigh.

I think it'll get worse before it gets better.

So not feeling optimistic today.

Do you know where I can go to buy some hope?