He hasn't learnt much on this trip, but here's a Top Ten Tally:

1. People are really poor in East Malaysia.

2. Sentosa Cove is like a kampung, but with really expensive houses.

3. East Malaysia is where lallang go to settle down and have families of their own.

4. Palm trees, also.

5. He can do anything if he puts his mind to it.

6. Okay there's really only 5. There's all sorts of things going on in his brain under the surface. He doesn't know what is happening.

7. So I'm going to pad it out with some aspirings for the new year.

8. He shall start saving money to go to New Zealand or someplace more scenic to ride.

9. He's going to get his finances in order, and get his car. He wants to become a chamillionaire. And how? See #10.

10. This year he shall get over himself (fat freaking finally!), and finish up the 2 books and his next tv series. Because, once more, he asks himself, what else is there to life, if not for these goalposts to aim for?

One book of short stories for kids, titled "My Boyfriend is a Magician, and other stories."

One debut novel, "Swipe" for adults (ahaha), and

'Escapade' the TV series. It'll be better than Chase.

Trust him on this one.