Saddle up.

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Out of sheer boredom, a desire not to drink tonight and of course, complete classic buffoonery like the type you are used to getting from me (plus I have been reading this Crazy Guy On A Bike to put off writing my cover story) I put my rear rack back on the bike and put on a bag to see what it would look like if I were to do a bicycle tour.

Looks right and proper.

It's time to go.

Fuck me, that's the worst sentence I've written in a while.

Guess who has 2 thumbs and doesn't give a rat's ass?

In other news Melonhead and his parents came over for dinner. I observed two girls at a table next to us talking earnestly. Soon both had heads down and it seemed like one of them was praying.

And I was filled with *contempt*.

I just spaced out for 5 minutes wondering if I should be publishing this crapload of hubris. The heck with it. Nobody reads this anyway.