David says: (AM 03:06)
i wonder who's ability I'd really want
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:07)
portable EMP
David says: (AM 03:07)
hahaha
David says: (AM 03:07)
no
David says: (AM 03:07)
Hiro
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:07)
i'd like to fly
David says: (AM 03:08)
you could be up there faster with teleportation
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:08)
i enjoy flying
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:08)
its the journey not the destination
David says: (AM 03:09)
yeah journey into the future and past
David says: (AM 03:09)
if you think about it
David says: (AM 03:10)
you could actually replicate multiple copies of yourself at a single time line and space
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:10)
what wld i do with that
David says: (AM 03:10)
wonders
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:10)
already have trouble managing one of me
David says: (AM 03:11)
what could a thousand of the same person do?
David says: (AM 03:11)
save the world
David says: (AM 03:11)
peter botrelli is cool too
David says: (AM 03:12)
time travel, telekinesis, electricity, self regeneration, power of suggestion, everything
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:12)
i want one magic power
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:13)
i want the superpower to pay bills.
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:13)
any bills, anywhere
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:13)
just one look at them, boom, they're paid.
David says: (AM 03:13)
that's the bald man's power
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:13)
People would come to me and ask me to pay their bills
David says: (AM 03:13)
Midas touch
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:13)
i'd say, sure why not. I'll do my mind trick thing and their bills wld be paid
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:13)
but then i'd invoice them
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:14)
this is a great conversation.
David says: (AM 03:14)
in what currency?
David says: (AM 03:14)
do u need to be paid in the first place?
David says: (AM 03:14)
bill yourself instead
David says: (AM 03:14)
and boom
David says: (AM 03:14)
I owe myself 100000000 euros
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:14)
i dunno how it happens
Vincent - look at me. giant can of whoop-ass. says: (AM 03:14)
the tv show doesn't say


Me and Dave. We go so far back. We've been having these conversations since we were 13 and had too much chili at A&W's and then had atomic diarrhea on the way home, but we couldn't stop laughing so we both were needling each other to see who would code brown first.

I am glad I still have a friend.

Ok so the rest of you aren't chopped liver.

I meant a friend who I can abuse.