 Moose a la mode, originally uploaded by filmlab. |
This pic looks just like what's in front of me right now. Minus the tilty angle.
I'm putting in OT in my private Hilton of a storeroom office/pantry.
In other news, I feel nothing and have felt nothing for weeks now, since my new phone died and I broke the wall with my fist.
I have a new phone to replace it, but - no anger. No pain. No desire. I have money but nothing I want to buy. And it's not for lack of trying.
The other day I realised, there's no one in my life, present or past, that I actually want to date right now. I don't even have an ideal person or attribute to dream about.
Some help here?
Okay, I got one. I want someone who is playful. But smart and mature, not playful like a child. Stacked. Can make shepherd's pie. Can play tennis would be nice. "Can sing. Can dance. Can handle sword a little."
Wait, wait ... suddenly the floodgates are opening. I'll just narrow it down to this one attribute: I'm marrying the first girl who buys me a new wallet.
Way to stack the odds ya daft git.
Seacrest, out.
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