So yeah. I'm the Mad Scientist. I have an evil scheme to dominate the world. Since you're all captive here I'll tell you all my evil plans.

No really, this journal is meant to record my days and experiences while trying to get a second feature made (yes, I've already made one). I'm a filmmaker from Singapore.

Yeah, I know, over here, thats like saying I want to run away to join the circus.

Whatever.